|the party (creative writing assignment)
||[Sep. 8th, 2002|10:22 pm]
Dorky Chicks Fiction Club
It's Rufus! That's right, I am the one and only prodigal son of the folksinger Loudon Wainwright. After surviving through performances for my grandmother in Montreal, I recorded two albums, both relatively successful for a boy such as myself. And then, ah yes, I hit a stroke of fame by covering the Beatles' "Across The Universe" for the "I Am Sam" soundtrack. I traveled around to many different talk shows, as I have quite the gift for gab, and was ever so pleased to be welcomed on the Rosie O Donnell show-hurrah! for it is not every day that I run into fellow gay advocates. Oh, you people with your sports and awards and your dramas- that is not the key to your happiness! You need to learn the beauty of green pants, mullets, red ballons and especially scarves! And do you see these two lovely ladies accompanying moi? They are but Katie and Kate, two ever so devoted fans- the kinds of girls who write one act plays about me, and bake birthday cakes even though they hadn't yet met me! So this, you fine ladies and even finer gents, is the story of Rufus Wainwright and his preference of Canada and chocolate milk over California and cabernet!